I can be meaner than I thought

[pantshead]

For example, I'm apparently willing to scowl at small children, stand in people's way, glare at foreign tourists, and physically restrain people who might be in danger of running into pirateofcatan's shoulder.

(Downtown Burlington is a good place to encounter all of the above, at least this evening...)

We did see a man with an artificial leg on a Segway. That was pretty cool.

Comments

[rissymonster.livejournal.com]

Fierce, not mean. You are the fierce shoulder protector, what protects the injured from the clueless. Huzzah!

[pirateofcatan.livejournal.com]

You are also an object: "...What... protects."

I would also like to add, I too was ready and willing to punch out two of the kids. Especially the stupid fat one in the Discovery Channel store. Thank you for making it so I did not need to.

[rissymonster.livejournal.com]

It is tradition that to objectify someone, you must lick their nose.* Objectification status is only good through midnight of that day, and so for continued objectification, re-application of tongue to nose is necessary. Since you are currently injured, pantshead is unlikely to fight off the nose licks. Have at ye!

*I attempted to see if someone from the alma mater had documented the objectification process online by googling: objectification +nose +lick. And was so scared by the first page of results I gave up delving further.

[pantshead.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I seem to have forgotten all about nose-licking.

I'll admit that I'm more tolerant of Pirate antics these days, but not wholly so!

[rissymonster.livejournal.com]

It was probably more utilized during the years before your arrival than after.

And there is certainly the retribution for your Pirate to consider once he is healed.

[pirateofcatan.livejournal.com]

Oh, so that is what I have been doing...

I have 70 pound and a few inches in the biceps more than she does. Her nose was licked before as well.